fastest rapper?

now-a-days everyone claims to be the fastest rapper ever but this guy actually took the courtesy to time himself. Enjoy :)

Wtf atm!

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Hope you guys found that as amusing as I did :P

A woman from inside out

So as I was stumbling on the internet I found htis really cool video. I think that this person is pretty talented, let me know what you guys think :) the only problem is that I don't exactly know how to copy this to my blog sine its not a youtube video or stored on my desktop so you guys are going to have to click on the link below. trust me its pretty cool.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/25Sakn/www.pelourinho.com/movies/c003702/

No strings attached

So I know I'm two days late at reporting this but "No strings attached" just got released on 21st and it seems like a pretty nice movie. The movie seems to be pretty dramatic and focuses around a doctor and her friend with benefits ;) Hope you guys like the trailer and if any of you do go check it out, let me know how you found it.

LOL

What do you do to scientists that die?
We Barium :P

Unbelievable

If someone even paid me to this I would defiantly chicken out but not our friend here. I would like to give out this very young man who did the unthinkable lol. Enjoy :)

I think We need a new picture

Oh really

Welcome to my blog!

Hey I'm glad you were able to find your way to my blog. I never really did plan to start my own blog but a few of my friends have inspired me to start a blog of my own. Here you will find topics that I are interesting and amusing, hopefully you guys will like them too. I would like to give a shout out to Batgirl13(http://hpbatman.blogspot.com/) for persuading me to make this awesome blog. Enjoy :)

things that amuse me on the internet

So when I'm bored I just ought to go click on random sites and end up scanning through some very "motivational" posters. Thought I should share my some that I found awfully amusing.